February 20th, 2004
Dita! Dita! 05

Dita on the rocks. When I said I would drink her bath water, I wasn’t speaking literally. Okay, maybe I was a little literal.

Dita on the rocks. When I said I would drink her bath water, I wasn’t speaking literally. Okay, maybe I was a little literal.

Oh! I wish I was little bar of soap. Bar of soap./Oh! I wish I was little bar of soap. Bar of soap.

Here, we can see that Dita uses only the best of water resistant adhesives to apply her pasties.

Dita Von Tease is probably one of the most luscious women I have ever seen. She shimmers with perfection. A finely cut gem with the most pristine polish. Her skin glows like porcelain. She carries herself with the most graceful poise. Her sex appeal comes from her very form.

Rapture is being totally immersed in pleasure and joy. An evening with Dita leads to such deep blissful feelings.

If a Valentine’s evening with Dita wasn’t enough, then imagine a stage full of half-naked beauties shaking a tail-feather. The Atomic Bombshells are skilled burlesque dancers with a cheeky wit and cute tushies.
What a fantastic evening. I was able to get five of my friends from work to join me at this show. And oh what a show. It opened with the Spits. A punk band that seems to be comprised of hobbyists. Good, but not incredibley memorable. In all fairness, their engineer mixed their output rough. Not one note or lyric was discernible. The show did, however, get much better. Following the Spits were the Atomic Bombshells. A troupe of burlesque dancers that had a woman to fill any person’s fantasy. Oh what lovelies they were. Bringing back the classic steps of the Thirties and Forties burlesque dancers. Pure Class and beauty.
This may be the heart to my theories. Oddly enough, some of these concepts came not out of a study of philosophy, but of art and physics. But enough back story.These are the three capacities of a human being. They are the three forms of inner experience. Each person is capable of these modes.Simple definitions for the time being.
A week from tonight Dita will be performing at the Showbox. Better yet, it will be a guys night out. Personally, I would go even without the pleasure of anyone’s company. The fantasy would be me and Dita and an empty theater, but hey reality beckons. I will be one of several hundred people in an auditorium. I’ll just have to get decent photos of the whole event. More about this event next Saturday.
This will not be my only statement on the subject. It is too broad and loaded to allow just one brief article to encapsulate my thoughts on this. No, I hope to spend time fleshing this out and bringing some insights from other sources to this discussion. So this entry will just be my introduction. No literally, I want to tell you about my introduction to pornography.