Monthly Archives: February 2004

Dita! Dita! 05

Dita on the rocks. When I said I would drink her bath water, I wasn’t speaking literally. Okay, maybe I was a little literal. Continue reading

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Dita! Dita! 04

Oh! I wish I was little bar of soap. Bar of soap./Oh! I wish I was little bar of soap. Bar of soap. Continue reading

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Dita! Dita! 03

Here, we can see that Dita uses only the best of water resistant adhesives to apply her pasties. Continue reading

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Dita! Dita! 02

Dita Von Tease is probably one of the most luscious women I have ever seen. She shimmers with perfection. A finely cut gem with the most pristine polish. Her skin glows like porcelain. She carries herself with the most graceful poise. Her sex appeal comes from her very form. Continue reading

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Dita! Dita! 01

Rapture is being totally immersed in pleasure and joy. An evening with Dita leads to such deep blissful feelings. Continue reading

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The Atomic Bombshells

If a Valentine’s evening with Dita wasn’t enough, then imagine a stage full of half-naked beauties shaking a tail-feather. The Atomic Bombshells are skilled burlesque dancers with a cheeky wit and cute tushies. Continue reading

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Ooh, Dita! Ooh Dita!

What a fantastic evening. I was able to get five of my friends from work to join me at this show. And oh what a show. It opened with the Spits. A punk band that seems to be comprised of … Continue reading

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Singularity, Multiplicity, Simultaneity

This may be the heart to my theories. Oddly enough, some of these concepts came not out of a study of philosophy, but of art and physics. But enough back story.These are the three capacities of a human being. They … Continue reading

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Dita! Dita! Dita!

A week from tonight Dita will be performing at the Showbox. Better yet, it will be a guys night out. Personally, I would go even without the pleasure of anyone’s company. The fantasy would be me and Dita and an … Continue reading

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Pornography, Pt. 1

This will not be my only statement on the subject. It is too broad and loaded to allow just one brief article to encapsulate my thoughts on this. No, I hope to spend time fleshing this out and bringing some … Continue reading

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