Now this is an internet technology that I can endorse for further development. Cybersex that allows you to type with both hands. The concept is simple enough: If we can participate in Cybergames where individuals communicate, organize and shoot the shit out of eachother, then why then can we not activate devices remotely. Imagine that input into one device causes a equal and opposite action in another device around the world.The folks atSinulator.comhave provided that elusive experience. Cybersex with actual third-party stimulation. Ot one end are rather normal sex toys. The most popular model appears to be the vibrating rabbits on a spinning shaft of pearls. But the folks at Sinulator know that variety is the spice of life and have provided vibrating eggs, anal toys, butterflies and even fleshlights. No one is left out.
The process is pretty simple and very private. Purchase your toy and service ($149.95), install the software (Windows only at this time. I’ll start the letter drive ASAP), register for an account name (this does not even require an email address), then email the name to your partner(s). Each partner installs and launches a copy of the client software, enters your Sinulator name, and controls the toy from a “Cockpit” control panel. In no time, you are humming, spinning, and off on Mr. Horny Toad’s wild ride. The control panel allows a person to control the vibration and rotation speed of the dildo. The software simulates the interior view of a space ship. Levers, buttons and sliders allow the user to adjust controls. The animated interface is something to chuckle at until you realize what you are doing to the other person. Ooh. Aah. Etc.
If controlling the teledildo wasn’t enough, a fleshlight can be plugged into the partner’s computer. For those of you new to fleshlights, this is a simulated vagina that has the approximate external shape and dimensions of a flashlight. As the partner thrusts into the fleshlight, the teledildo reacts at the other end to approximate the velocity and frequency of the thrusts. Of course, this does bring us back to the master one-handed typists out there. But with today’s web-telephonics and video conferencing technologies. this should be easily circumvented. When it comes right down to it, a couple could pretend to be anyone else they desired and never have to let the partner know about it. I’ve always wanted to make love to Salma Hayek. Ooooh! Salma. For more on this check out the wire article at: http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,65064,00.html.
