You read that title right. “The Curse of the Erotic Tiki” is a softcore porn movie. What makes this movie fun is that there is never one moment that it or any person associated with the film takes itself or themselves seriously. How many movies this year have you seen actual has “Hooter Horn,” an early warning system for imminent bare boobage.I was trolling Netflix for something to watch. Plumbing the depths their NC-17 or lower rated films, I tripped headlong over this trashy little gem.

The story can be summed up quickly. A cursed tiki makes it’s way to the Bikini A-Go-Go bikini shop. Shop hand, Brad, finds the tiki and takes it home to love-interest, Janet. (Do you see where the jokes are going?) The curse of the tiki takes hold of Janet and turns her amorous. Meanwhile, the original owner, a siliconed caucasian in chinese whore clothes, sends her terminator boytoy to retrieve the tiki trinket. Let the adventures begin!All told, the plot takes only about fifteen minutes of the entire movie to resolve. Leaving the rest of the 70 minutes of play time for various softcore porn time. The movie is completely kitsche. Occaissionaly, the movie is interrupted by a high school hygiene movie narrator who does nothing for the plot, but adds another level a levity.I wouldn’t go spending money on this piece of camp trash, but it was fun for the rental. Look for it and prepare to say “Oh! My God! This is awful. Do you feel hot? It’s getting hot in here.”