The dog has caught the car, now what does he do with it? Take it for a drive, of course. But wait a second. The dog has never been in the front seat of a car before, let alone drive the damned thing. What’s a steering wheel? Why do things go flip-flap when he hits a button? And how does he just get the damned thing going? Watching a threesome in a video is kind of like what a dog sees from the passenger seat. Gee, it looks fun, but how the hell does one get this thing going?

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“So would you like to get in the sack with my lover and me?” I am sure that this question is followed by stunned silence more often than acceptance. How often does an invitation for a menage a trio come up in a man’s or woman’s life? Certainly the question has arisen between lovers, but rarely the invitation. So what would be proper etiquette for an invitation to make flesh spaghetti? (Don’t you just love my euphemisms) Remember, this is all supposition.

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