Welcome to the first edition of SHN Sex News. This is just an encapsulation of news stories that feature sex. You gotta love a free press, the Internet, and sweeps weeks. Much of this is fluff throw-in to keep readers/viewers around. Very little of it is Earth shattering news, but it is damn fun to read. What follows is a list and commentary from the Peanut Gallery. Check for new lists every Monday morning (what a way to start a week).

• Hooter’s Honeys Having Trouble Handing Outhttp://www.dailynews.com/news/ci_3987528It’s a crying shame when charities will cow-tow to conservative grinches. What charity can afford to turn away money? The best argument for those that squawk about the illicit source of donations is “Here’s the bill for the money lost. Please, pay the cashier at the door.”
• Penis Pumps are Medically Practicalhttp://www.slate.com/id/2144778/?nav=tap3It’s nice to know that because of one Oklahoma judge word is getting out about the medical usefulness of ‘vacuum constriction devices”. It’s not my bag, Baby. Really.
• Playboy to Privatizehttp://online.barrons.com/public/article/SB115111012429889617-RtzzWWNEl0bbQQ5x1NGsjFtSbbw_20060724.html
• After twenty-five years on the stock market (ticker: PLA), it looks like Heff (he let’s me call him that) will be pulling the shares. Flagging profits from the last several years are cited as the reason for the change. I’m sure the boys on the floor will miss the traders in their Bunny suits and blonde hair. Sigh.Related article: http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/06-26-2006/0004387020&EDATE=