20 Random Thoughts
Okay, this is an email meme my mom sent me, but I laughed. Therefore, you had better. After all, my mom thought these were funny.
- I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
- Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
- I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
- There is great need for a sarcasm font.
- How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
- Was learning cursive really necessary?
- Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighbourhood.
- Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
- I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
- Bad decisions make good stories..
- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
- Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.
- I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes – to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
- “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this thing I have– ever.
- I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn It!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to Voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day.. What a waste.
- I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
- My 4-year old grandson asked me in the car the other day “What would happen if you ran over a ninja?” How the hell do I respond to that?
- I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
- I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet, on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Bud Light than with a Kay jewelery Product.
Hillbilly Rhapsody
Hayseed-Dixie [link] Put on a damn fine cover of Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody. If nothing else, pay attention to the string work. Damn solid playing.
A Brilliant View
This video features presents two views of contemporary culture. Both views are presented with exactly the same words.
Weekly Web
- link » » Letters of Note: Slaughterhouse Five
- Fascinating site of actual letters from well knowns. The above letter is from Kurt Vonnegut to his father. It was sent shortly after Vonnegut’s release from a Dresden prison camp and the Bombing of Dresden during WW II.
- link » » Sleep Talkin’ Man
- On of the funniest blogs I have had the pleasure of reading. A wife records her husband’s night ramblings. The blog is gaining a lot of media attention.
- link » » The 30 Most Anticipated Movies of 2010
- A solid overview of this years coming theatre offerings. A great to plan your date night budget.
- link » » ICSI Netalyzr
- A bit of Net geekery. A useful tool that provides a look at latency and supported services. Take a peak at what your ISP is or is not allowing you to access.
- link » » Indie+Relief
- A good selection of applications with proceeds going to a good cause – Haiti Relief.