I am really very confused by this whole ‘Freedom from Porn” [link] thing that is bouncing around the net. Jobs is telling me that by keeping the iTunes App store free of porn that he is keeping my iPad free … Continue reading
Okay, in a world of dime a dozen pop and R&B instant idols, it gets easy to dismiss entire catalogs of music because you feel that nothing great can ever again come out of the morass of sludge dripping from … Continue reading
Yesterday, I got my new toy: an Apple iPad [link]. I spent the day at home installing applications, playing with features and games. All around, yesterday was about me bonding with my iPad. For those curious, I named it P.A.D.D. … Continue reading
Last night, the conversation I had with a friend drifted toward recollections of school. I ended up telling her stories about my first grade teacher, Ms. Jensen. More accurately, Ms. Jensen was my nemesis. My step-father would describe her type … Continue reading
This past Friday I forgot my brain at work. I really can’t believe that it happened to me. After all, I think my heads screwed on tight enough to keep that slick and wrinkly bugger from slipping out. It happened, … Continue reading
Warning: Links in this article are most likely NSFW. A couple weeks back, I wrote about the vanity of women. (see Vajazzling: Strange Vanity) I didn’t go for the usual things about breast implants or hair dyes. I looked at … Continue reading
Three weeks ago, Jennifer Love Hewitt revealed on the George Lopez Show that her “va-jay-jay” was encrusted with Swarovski crystals. It glitters like a “disco ball” she goes onto say. Jennifer left late-nite TV viewers with a bizarre and indelible … Continue reading
Okay, this is an email meme my mom sent me, but I laughed. Therefore, you had better. After all, my mom thought these were funny. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer … Continue reading
In my previous article [link], I wrote at length about the current g-spot controversy. I’d like to now give my two-bit anecdotal evidence for its existence and methods of enjoyment. I’ll open by saying that I am by no means … Continue reading
Last week, a new medical study caused a big stir in the world of sex. A group of scientists from Kings College UK claimed that they proved conclusively that the g-spot doesn’t exist. The debate on the existence of the … Continue reading
