Oh this one hits 8 out of 10 on the weird-o-meter. First, I haven’t remembered a dream in a long time. So last night took me off guard. Second, there were guest star appearances by Ed Bagley, Jr. and Steve Jobs (although this was just a cameo). Like many of dreams, it began in a large building. Last night, I was in a hotel. A meandering Spanish mission style. I am usually wandering or lost in my building dreams. This time I was dancing a flamenco down the halls and from room to room. I think table tops were involved at one point and I recall hearing “Do you like the way I use my walk / I am woman’s man / No time to talk.”

I make my way out of the hotel onto the front drive. There a Goth clad acrobat troupe are tumbling up and down the drive. A woman in a worn white slip and white body paint comes towards me. She spins laterally in the air. When she blinks, a large eye in the middle of her face opens. Once directly in front of me, she tells me that I need a lesbian girl friend. I ask why she suggested that. She just replies, “You look like you could use one.”Ed Bagley appears at the end of the drive and says some forgettable things about electric cars and the environment. Shortly after, a modern styled hybrid car drive by. Inside sits Steve Jobs. The car just drives to the hotel. I hope I don’t have to pay those assholes scale.