Noisy Sex Monkeys
The noisy sex monkeys lurk in all of us. They chatter, hoot, and grunt when we least expect it. But when they do, it is the herald song of great sex. The irony of the noisy sex monkeys is that they are never heard by the coital couple during their activities. It is only after the last gasp has subsided and the heart returns to regular rhythms that the faint echoes of the noisy sex monkeys are even recalled. Then it sinks in. “Oh my God! Was that us? I wonder if the neighbors heard?” The answer is that the neighbors listened intently to every high decibel note sung by the noisy sex monkeys, and coincidentally they sound just like you and yours.