The conference was extended at the last minute. I was almost on the plane when I heard. Luckily, the hotel still had my room available. To celebrate, a group of us planned an evening at a five-star restaurant. A gorgeous … Continue reading
The noisy sex monkeys lurk in all of us. They chatter, hoot, and grunt when we least expect it. But when they do, it is the herald song of great sex. The irony of the noisy sex monkeys is that … Continue reading
This hasn’t happened since Blaze. Then again, I haven’t been to a strip bar since living in SoCal. Blaze was leggy redhead that new how to whip her body around and use her lanky legs to tie me up. We … Continue reading
I don’t usually remember my dreams. They just seem to spin through my head, sort out the day’s data, and evaporate like morning dew. If I want to recall my cartoons of slumber, I have to wake immediately after the … Continue reading
A week from tonight Dita will be performing at the Showbox. Better yet, it will be a guys night out. Personally, I would go even without the pleasure of anyone’s company. The fantasy would be me and Dita and an … Continue reading
I know. I know. This is the most blatantly commercial holiday. Created to sell greeting cards and candy by capitolizing on man’s insecurity and woman’s obsession with knowing what a man feels. However, I think this is the least hypocritiacl … Continue reading
